February 2012
I wish Def Poetry Jam was still on tv...I'll...
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Its midnight and I am wide awake.
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We Will Be Censoring All Of Tumblr Tonight At...
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fuckyeahitssummeralexis:
typical black people
Capricorns get really turned on when you try and...
me: mom, I'm dying.
my mom: NO YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DYING YOU LITTLE SHIT. YOU ARE FINE. YOU AREN'T SICK YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU'RE A LAZY BITCH. SHUT UP I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT EVER AGAIN OR I WILL FIND OUT HOW TO UNDO THE WIFI AND I WILL DO IT. DON'T FUCKING TRY ME YOU SHIT.
me: *coughing*
my mom: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
troopinsince93:
Who the fuck told Tumblr they could change the icons.
terrancevans:
it’s funny how life is all about appearances
My favorite parts of a woman
dougsfunny:
1. Legs - Long shapely legs are an instant turn-on. Don’t even have to have a huge ass so long as you have nice legs
2. Lips - Juicy, kissable lips
3. Feet - I’ve seen some fucked up toes in my day so pretty feet are always welcomed
likedatdoe:
takin a poo.
free pancakes at iHOP from 7am-10pm..
likedatdoe:
today feb.28th 2012
anybody wan join a nigguh ?